{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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